I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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