Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
What a dumb baby whore.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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