I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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