he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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