I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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