Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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