They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
