I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
