You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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