Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Shame - the story of my life.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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