I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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