eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
is it fun? or sober?
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