do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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