i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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