im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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