Need sex. Gaining weight.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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