I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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