i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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