I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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