i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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