and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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