you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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