I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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