SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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