If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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