i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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