There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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