Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
