apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
time to smoke my breakfast
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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