used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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