She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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