She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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