I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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