god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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