Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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