gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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