I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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