She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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