the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just found a bag of teeth...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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