i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have fence marks all over my body
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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