can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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