He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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