Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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