I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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