Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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