I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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