She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
cat food counts as protein by the way
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Randomize
