I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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