On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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