he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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