Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize