I got chris browned last night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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