David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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