U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
A+ Viking dick
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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