He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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