So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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