Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Damn victory sex feels great
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sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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