So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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